…I…I imagine that’s how I would have looked, isn’t it?
…
So, last time I hacked into the internet somebody told me that they’re somewhere in the testing grounds being tested…
…did I miss anyone else?
Oh hi. Do you remember me, Wheatley? I'm one of the other humans in cryosleep you DIDN'T bother to wake up. Why Chell? Why not me? Why not the hundreds of other people? You stupid sphere thing, now I'm stuck in here with HER doing testing forever!
AnonymousI…well, for starters I thought everyone else was dead! I was just…chasing life signs…
Actually, I think I’ve seen you around…how..how is the new test facility?…I’m not allowed to try to escape anymore since the…incident…
So did She turn you into a potato, or what?;;
That's why you've been gone so long, right?
Oh, yeah. -holds out a cat-
You said this was necessary. o no;;
That's why you've been gone so long, right?
Oh, yeah. -holds out a cat-
You said this was necessary. o no;;
AnonymousAh! I haven’t heard from Her in a while actually, which concerns me. And I…well, I don’t want to go looking for her, so…
Ah, yes, the…er…the cat! Interesting…
I love you man.
Where were you this whole time? >:C
Where were you this whole time? >:C
AnonymousOh…I…yeah…
I’ve been about a bit, y’know?Getting to know the…many layers of the facility.
globalsoftpirka replied to your post: I suppose I’ve been a bit quiet, have I? … “Hello, Wheatley. How are you?”
Hullo, there. I…I’m fine…you?
If you’re trying to get into Pottermore…I may have set fire to the, uh, the magic…quill…
sorry…
First PSN, now Pottermore. Poor Wheatley just wants to play some games, dontcha?
It’s this…this…internet…lark.
It’s difficult to not break things!
It’s ok, just do your best, Wheatley! The internet can be tricky. It breaks a lot just on it’s own!
And, er, if it’s at all possible, can you try not to set fire to the quill tommorrow, too, please? There’s quite a few people still trying to find it. =)
Well, I hope everybody is getting on okay, the quill…should be back to it’s…not on fire self…
